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Nixon comforting the Hungarian refugees at Andau in 1956. [article]
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Issue #34. March 1996
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In this surprising development, the Groom Lake hazardous waste
lawsuit has been completely dismissed by a federal judge on national
security grounds. The above is a link to our lawsuit page where the latest developments can be found, including a 3/7 article in a Las Vegas
newspaper on the dismissal. An appeal to federal court in San Francisco is planned by the plaintiffs.
G. Campbell's appeal of local obstruction charges has also been dismissed by a state court, making our
problem child a convicted criminal with no chance for reversal. That'll show
him not to push down those door locks when an officer of the law approaches.
Campbell has done his time by writing a 20-page
Rachel history, available here. Now that the law has failed, Campbell has no
choice but to revert to terrorism as a means of social change.
In yet another act of civil disobediance, Campbell has submitted to the State of Nevada a report critical of its new "Extraterrestial Highway" designation for Highway 375. Campbell says the state is setting up näive tourists for arrest and
film seizure along the tense and poorly marked military border near the highway. Here is the report in full. (3/6/96, 60k)
For the ongoing highway battle and competing plans for the unveiling on April 18, see our Alien Highway page.
Some reports and pictures from our Mar. 10 overflight of the Nellis Range and Rachel.
Hular Rules the Universe
Our labelling of G. Huff as Moe, the mean Stooge, in DR#33 has resulted in a remarkable email message. Psychospy is overwhelmed by the power of Hular and concedes defeat.
Nixon, Hero of Hungary
As recorded in this epic painting at the Nixon library, our hero broke from protocol and rode in a haywagon to support the Hungarian freedom fighters. What more proof do you need of a Nixon-UFO-Hungary connection? Meanwhile, Campbell's obsession with the dead president seems to have reached unhealthy proportions as his enemies multiply.
- This IBM page on Quantum Teleportation also
provides a recipe for Hungarian gulash. Cosmic coincidence?
- The Area 51 nightclub goes "black." Agent X says he stopped at the Area 51 nightclub recently and found workers gutting the insides. He asked what happened to the club and was told that it had closed. There was apparently a lot of business for the first few weeks, but it faded quickly. The warehouse-like building will be turned into a power generating station for Steve Wynn's casinos. The big Area 51 billboards are still visible from the I-15 freeway, however.
- We suspect the Area 51 store in Twenty-Nine Palms, CA, [DR#33] has also become extinct. It is the way of all fads.
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