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"The Naked Truth from Open Sources"

Issue #37. August-October, 1996

Table of Contents

Profile in Courage

We perform lexical analysis on a newpaper essay by Maj. Gen. Marvin Esmond, the highest ranking officer at Nellis Air Force Base. We count the patriotic words and find courage, courage, courage -- as well as dedication, honor and sacrifice.

Strange Gravity

Mechanical engineer "J-2" is back with further technical details on his flying saucer simulator and a description of the "strange gravity" he experienced while inside the disk. How do you build a flying saucer? It is all in "FOGET", a multi-volume technical specification for saucer design. Who should you contact to find out more? Former President George Bush ought to know, because he has visited J-2's facility.

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