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RE: Anonymous mailer claims A51 security knowledge

>FROM THE MODERATOR

>This sounds phony to me.  There is not a single specific detail
>that tells me this guy knows what he is talking about.

>Any adolescent with a computer could have written this.

>-- GC


Well Glenn, if it isn't a hoax, at least all those budding adolescents
out there who hope to someday work at Area 51 in order to save the
human race, etc. now know that they need not brush up on their
communication skills in order to get a job there, if the spelling and
grammar is anything to go by in that letter.

So beef up on autoshop classes in order to back-engineer Jeeps,
photography classes to operate "ni! gt vision goggles", and high marks
in P.E. must surely be important. You need not bother with English
classes, despite what your guidance counseler tells you.

I can see it now:

"Wanted: high level security operatives to work at non existent military base.

No cummOnicA tion Skills necessarry. xpertise in UFO operations, killing
skills, a muist. please contact EG&G security with a resume including
refrences."

As printed in the Las Vegas Sun...

AES

(The preceding post was humourous and in no way should any high school students
wishing to someday work at A51 take my advice. English skills are very important
and stuff.)